1.The wind is faster than your truck!

2.You own more than four pairs of gloves

3.Every other vehicle is a 4x4

4.Camping is allowed only in steel sided campers.

5.The sun goes down, you start looking for your coat.

6.In March your vehicle is 43% mud.

7.You leave your keys in your car and the next morning it's still there.

8.You installed your new computer using a Leatherman tool.

9.Wolves are naturally free and house cats are on a leash.

10.You tell an obscene joke and nobody laughs.

11.You hear the words "stream" or "brook" pronounce "crick".

12.The elevation exceeds the population.

13.Monday night football starts at 7:00, instead of 9:00.

14.The jug of milk on your porch is frozen.

15.You've broken down on the highway and somebody stops to help you.

16.You can pay for six "Big Macs" with a personal check.

17.Drive by shootings only happen on the evening news.

18.There's a Bison in your lane.

19.Your central heating system is fueled by large logs.

20.You see numerous chauffeur-driven dogs.

21.You can see the stars at night.

22.Your child can't locate an insect for show and tell.

23.People drive 100 miles to shop in a real mall.

24.Your great grandmother is older than the courthouse.

25.A deer throws itself under your wheels.

26.You got a set of new snow tires for Valentines day.

27.Your minister shows up Sunday morning wearing Carhartt bib overalls.

28.More than 1/2 the meat in your freezer is Elk.

29.The term "chill factor" is part of daily vocabulary.

30.The bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house.

31.You only paid $5.00 to cut your own Douglas Fir Christmas tree.

32.Your backyard smells like sage brush.

33.You put on a pair of snowboots to get the morning paper.

34.You enjoy a hot chocolate more than a margarita.

35.A girls' basketball game fills the school gym.

36.You put the car heater on your list of best friends.

37.You pawned a snow blower instead of a set of golf clubs.

38.You slept through the night unawakened by a siren.

39.A rodeo is more popular than a Madonna concert.

40.You can buy a six pack of beer and a bottle of wine from the warmth of your car.