11> That chick dressed as Princess Leia in front of you now qualifies as your "longest relationship with a woman."

 10> Can't resist to urge to "unsheathe your lightsaber," if you know what I mean.

  9> Bossman Vader told you to take your Jedi powers to the planet of unemployment.

  8> We're bombing who?  What the hell is a Kosovo?

  7> A fellow fan compliments you on your Chewbacca costume, but you aren't wearing one.

  6> When a reporter asks you why you're obsessing about a movie when there's a war in Europe,
you express full confidence in President Reagan's ability to handle the to situation.

  5> Your Boba Fett lunchbox is worth $.45 more than it was when you got to the theater.

  4> The guy next to you is in line for "Episode II."

  3> Obi-Wan's ghost shows up to spritz you with Lysol.

  2> The dude in the Wookie suit is starting to look pretty good to you.
 

     and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign You've Been Waiting in Line Too Long for "Star Wars" Tickets...
 

  1> Even your most loyal supporters are starting to question your order to "Just keep bombing Serbia until I get back."
 
 

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