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2. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
3. Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car?
4. Why is there a road sign that says "Braille Institute, Next Exit"?
5. Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
6. If procrastinators had a club would they ever have a meeting?
7. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
8. Have you ever wondered why just
one letter makes all the
difference between here
and there?
9. When you go into a hotel you
always see reception. Why do you
never just see ception?
10. If time heals all wounds, how come
the belly button stays
the same?
11. If a lawyer and an IRS agent were
both drowning, and you
could only save one
of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
12. Isn't it strange that the same people
who laugh at gypsy
fortune tellers take
economists seriously?
13. If genetic scientists crossed a chicken
with a zebra would
they get a four-legged
chicken with its own barcode?
14. If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
15. Why is there always one in every crowd?
16. If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?
17. Is it possible to have déjà vu and amnesia at the same time?
18. Why do hair shampoo instructions
say "Lather. Rinse.
Repeat"? If
you did this, would you ever be able to stop?
19. Who decided "Hotpoint" would
be a good name for a company
that sells
refrigerators?
20. How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?