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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I  cannot change, The courage to
change the things I cannot accept, And the  wisdom to hide the bodies of
those people I had to kill today because they  pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today As  they may be
connected to the ass that I might have to kiss  tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at  work...... 12% on Mondays 23% on Tuesdays
40% on Wednesdays 20% on Thursdays 5% on Fridays.

Help me to remember....... When I'm having a really bad day and it seems
that people are trying to piss me  off, That it takes 42 muscles to frown,
And only 4 to extend my middle finger.

Amen.