This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers
stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on
the door saying "Nerds Not Allowed - Enter At Your Own Risk!"
He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs,
says, "You smell kind of nerdy. What do you do for a living?"
The truck driver says, "I drive a truck, and the smell is just from
the computers I am hauling." The bartender says, "Okay, truck
drivers are not nerds." and serves him a beer.

           As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape
around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and
pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without
saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The
truck driver said, totally shocked, "Why did you do that?" The
bartender said, "Not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating Silicon
Valley and are in season now. You don't even need a license."

           The truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck,
and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he veers to avoid an
accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers
spill out all over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already
forming, grabbing up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants
and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen.

           He can't let them steal his whole load. So, remembering what
happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away,
felling several of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming
up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop. The truck driver said,
"What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season."

           "Well, sure," said the patrolman. "But you can't bait 'em."