Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . .Men-tal Breakdown.
  Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN?

 Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
 A: Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him.   Then
tell  him to pick only one.

 Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
 A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!

 Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
 A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

 Q: What is the difference between men and women:....
 A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man
 wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

 Q: How does a man keep his youth?
 A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

 Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
 A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals