Julius Caesar: My last job involved a lot of office politics and
back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that.

Jesse James: I can list among my experience and skills: leadership,
extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of
firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks.

Marie Antoinette: My management style has been criticized, but I'd
like to think of myself as a people person.

Joseph Guillotin: I can give your company a head start on the
competition.

Hamlet: My position was eliminated in a hostile takeover.

Lucrezia Borgia: My greatest accomplishment? After I took over the
department, our competition just seemed to drop out of sight one by
one.

Pandora: I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new things.

Genghis Khan: My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job I
downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several
countries.

Macbeth: Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of
guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion?

Lady Godiva: What do mean, this isn't 'business casual'?

Elvis: My last boss and I...say, are you going to eat those fries?