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The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and
sure enough
Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion.
The Lone
Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver
was starting to
feel a little better. The Lone Ranger
turned to Tonto and
said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver
and see if
you can create enough of a breeze to make
him start to feel
better." Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe"
and took off running circles
around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the
Lone Ranger returned to
the bar to finish his drink. A few minutes
later, another
cowboy struts into the bar and asks,
"Who owns that big white
horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands
again, and claims, "I do,
what's wrong with him this time?" The cowboy
looks him in the eye and
says,... (SCROLL DOWN)
(ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?)
(HERE IT COMES!)
(DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!)
"Nothing, but you left your Injun running."