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There was a fly buzzing around a
barn one day when he
happened on a pile of fresh cow
manure. Due to the fact
that it had been hours since his
last meal, he flew down
and began to eat. He ate and ate
and ate.
Finally, he decided he had eaten
enough and tried to fly
away. He had eaten too much though,
and could not get off
the ground. As he looked around
wondering what to do now, he
spotted a pitchfork leaning up
against the wall.
He climbed to the top of the handle
and jumped off, thinking
that once he got airborne, he would
be able to take flight.
Unfortunately he was wrong and
dropped like a rock,
splatting when he hit the floor.
Dead.
The moral to the story is:
Never fly off the handle when you're
full of shit.