A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man
    comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on
    this beautiful day getting drunk?"

    Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
 
   Man: So what happened that's so horrible?

    Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I
    got the bucket bout full, she took her left leg and kicked over
    the bucket.

    Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.

    Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

    Man: So what happened then?

    Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.

    Man: And then?

    Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I
got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.

    Man: Again?

   Farmer: Some things you just can'texplain.

    Man: So, what did you do then?

    Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.

    Man: And then?

   Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as
   I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.

    Man: Hmmm...

    Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

    Man: So, what did you do?

    Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt
   and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell
    down and my wife walked in..... Some things you just can't
    explain.