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The next day at 8:45, there's a knock
on the Personnel Manager's door. The
foreman comes in and starts ranting
about the woman he had hired. After
screaming for 15 minutes about how badly
backed up the assembly line is,
the Personnel Manager asked him to show
him the problem. Together they
head down to the line and sure enough,
Elmos are backed up from here to
kingdom come.
Right at the end of the line is the woman.
She has pulled
over a roll of material used for the
Elmos and has a big bag of marbles.
They both watch as she cuts a little
piece of fabric and takes two marbles
and sews them between Elmo's legs. The
Personnel Manager starts to kill
himself laughing and finally after twenty
minutes of rolling around, he
pulls himself together and walks over
to the woman and says, I'm sorry, I
guess you misunderstood me yesterday.
What I wanted you to do was give
Elmo two test tickles.