1. Q: What is your date of birth?
     A: July fifteenth.
     Q: What year?
     A: Every year.

 2. Q: What gear were you in at the moment of  the impact?
     A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

3. Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect  your memory at all?
    A: Yes.
    Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
    A: I forget.
    Q: You forget.  Can you give us an example of  something that you've  forgotten?

4. Q: How old is your son, the one living with  you.
    A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't  remember  which.
    Q: How long has he lived with you?
    A: Forty-five years.

 5. Q: What was the first thing your husband  said to you  when he woke that morning?
     A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
     Q: And why did that upset you?
     A: My name is Susan.
 
 6. Q: And where was the location of the accident?
     A: Approximately milepost 499.
     Q: And where is milepost 499?
     A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

 7. Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
     A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

8. Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
    A: After the accident?
    Q: Before the accident.
    A: Sure, I played for ten years.  I even went  to school for it.

 9. Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever  been involved in voodoo or  the occult?
     A: We both do.
     Q: Voodoo?
     A: We do.
     Q: You do?
     A: Yes, voodoo.

 10. Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
       A: Yes.
       Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
       A: Yes, sir.
       Q: What did she say?
       A: What disco am I at?

 11. Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a  person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

12. Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old,  how old is he?

 13. Q: Were you present when your picture was  taken?

 14. Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was  killed in the war?

 15. Q: Did he kill you?

16. Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

 17. Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

18. Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

 19. Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
       A: Yes.
       Q: And what were you doing at that time?

 20. Q: She had three children, right?
       A: Yes.
       Q: How many were boys?
       A: None.
       Q: Were there any girls?

 21. Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
       A: Yes.
       Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

 22. Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
       A:  I went to Europe, Sir.
       Q:  And you took your new wife?

23. Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
      A: By death.
      Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

24. Q: Can you describe the individual?
      A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
      Q: Was this a male, or a female?

25. Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your  attorney?
      A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

 26. Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you  performed on dead people?
       A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

 27. Q: All your responses must be oral, OK?  What school did you go to?
       A: Oral.

 28. Q: Do you recall the time that you examined  the body?
       A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
       Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
       A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering  why I was doing an autopsy.

 29. Q: Are you qualified to give a urine  sample?

 30. Q: Doctor, before you performed the  autopsy, did  you check for a pulse?
       A: No.
       Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
       A: No.
       Q: Did you check for breathing?
       A: No.
       Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
       A: No.
       Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
       A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
       Q: But could the patient have still been alive never the less?
        A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.