Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries
all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

Problem:  How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot
car.
Solution:  Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip:  Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge
off your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories
in one place.  Isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.
But if you can't eat all your chocolate, it may be a sign of a deeper
problem.

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
Calories are afraid of heights and they will jump out of the
chocolate to protect themselves.

Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is a balanced
diet.

Two phrases:  Money talks.  Chocolate sings.

The preservatives in chocolate make you look younger.

Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top
pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.
That way, at least you'll get one thing done.