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PAT
BUCHANAN:
To steal a job from decent, hardworking Americans.
LOUIS
FARRAKHAN:
The road, you will see, represents the black man.
The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep
him down.
THE
BIBLE:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
"Thou shalt cross the road."
And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL
SANDERS:
I missed one?
L.A.
POLICE DEPARTMENT:
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.
RICHARD
M. NIXON:
The chicken did not cross the road.
I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
I don't know any chickens.
I have never known any chickens.
DR.
SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST
HEMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain.
MARTIN
LUTHER KING, JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
If someone told us that the chicken crossed the road,
that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL
MARX:
It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM
HUSSAIN:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we
were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD
REAGAN:
What chicken?
CAPTAIN
JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX
MULDER:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes.
How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL
GATES:
I have just released Chicken 98, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance
your check book, and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating
system.
EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road or
did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL
CLINTON:
I DID NOT cross the road with THAT chicken.