Jack was walking around when he
noticed a ladder going up into the
clouds. After climbing to
the first cloud, he met an unattractive woman
who said, "have sex with me or
climb the ladder to success." This was
not a hard choice for Jack. He
ran up the next ladder. At the next cloud,
he met a slightly better looking
woman who said, "have sex with me or
climb the ladder to success".
Figuring it only gets better, Jack chose to
climb the ladder further up.
At the next cloud, he met a very attractive
woman who said, "have sex with
me or climb the ladder to success".
Since things were getting better
the higher he went, Jack chose to climb
the ladder even higher. At
the next cloud, he met the most gorgeous
woman to ever grace the universe.
She looked at him seductively and
begged, "have sex with me or climb
the ladder to success". Jack was
extremely tempted to satisfy his
urges but figured it could only get better,
he chose to climb the ladder at
least one more time. At the fifth cloud,
Jack was startled when a handsome
naked man grabbed him. Jack
screamed, "who are you?" The man
replied, "I'm Cess".
