1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
 

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet
water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him
towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet
and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid
so that he cannot escape).

   CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close
to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything
they can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides
a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and
ensure that there are no people between the toilet
and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet,
and run outside where he will dry himself.

     Sincerely, The DOG