DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little
dangling objects.  They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am
forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me
going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from
ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat
another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their
feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the
top of the stairs.  In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile
oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite
chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep
depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in
attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to
strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about
what a good little cat I was ...Hmmm.  Not working according to plan
......

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good
reason I was chosen for the water torture.  This time however it
included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds
could invent such a liquid.  My only consolation is the piece of
thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices.  I
was placed in solitary  throughout the event. However, I could hear
the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call
"beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to
MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to
my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe
snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to
return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has
got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue
something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly.  I am
certain he reports my every move.   Due to his current placement in
the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a
matter of time.