"But what the heck", he says, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the  customer, "What's the
name of your penis?"

The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
drink".

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve  you until you tell me
the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the
slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his
Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies."

The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give
him a second to think it over. So the customer asks the man sitting to
his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud,  what's the name of your
penis?"

The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."

The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"

The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is
sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your penis?"

The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is
Job  1." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"

Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he
comes up with a name for his penis. Finally, he turns to the bartender
and exclaims, "The name of my penis is Secret. Now give me my beer."

The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled
look asks, "Why secret?"

The customer says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR
 A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"