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Only in America. . .are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...

Only in America. . .do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store
to get their prescriptions.

Only in America. . .do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke. . .

Only in America. . .do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. . .

Only in America. . .do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and
leave useless junk in the garage. . .

Only in America. . .do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting
so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. . .

Only in America. . .do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. . .

Only in America. . .do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well,  "Poli"
in latin meaning  "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures". . .

Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!